Right, well…I guess you people want your gifts, don’t you? I swear, someone always wants something from me! It’s crazy! It’s like I’m the only Santa in the world or something! You guys do know there’s a big fat dude hanging around somewhere up north, right? But noooo, the old guy’s all “economic recession blah blah blah” and so here I am, sitting in some dark little computer lab, having to gripe and groan at these geeks…

One of them just yelled at me for calling him a geek. “I’m a digital artist!” he says. Right. Okay, soooorree, pal. Ahem. So these digital artists (there, ya happy?)  have actually been working pretty hard on all these gifts…considering I’m not paying them a dime. Heh heh. This is the great thing about college students. If you go through the right channels, they have no choice but to do your bidding!

Which means you guys get stuff! Awesome! Right? Yeah. It’s awesome. Say it’s awesome so the angry digital artist dude stops looming over me like he’s going to turn me into a helpless pixel or something.

So here’s the first haul of wishes granted! If you wished for it, you probably will recognize it when you click on it. If you don’t, well, I don’t know what’s up with you but I guess you can go check our .Gif(t)s page and those are labeled with the corresponding wishes or whatever.

Okay, so let’s see what we’ve got here… Click the balls to see the gifts bigger!

Until next time, this is your favorite “other public figure” signing out and reminding you to spread the word about the new internet Christmas so we can all get a piece of the big free freakin’ pie! Peace!